fun facts about the world

Summary: I talk about the Internet.

The Internet is an important part of todays society -however a decade or so ago, the Internet wasn’t that important unless you wanted to go into chatrooms, it. I remember thinking the other day that the Internet was important for a lot of practical reasons (looking shit up, keeping in touch, masturbation aides, etc.) but also for general recreational purposes - it kinda serves as "super TV."

While I was smoking a cigarette (and giving women a reason to wear makeup and stay in shape) the other day I realized that the Internet blew up without any clever marketing schemes or anything like that. While it is worth noting that not a daigo by that I don’t see some ridiculous facts from the Peanut Farmers of America (if that’s even their REAL name) on the train urging me to eat peanuts, less I die afraid and alone.

So I got to thinking, how would I market the Internet if it was my account. I try to always think like I’m at a job interview these days, and I’m making more of an effort to use small words, speak slowly and try to smile -just as a general aside.

Anyways, so here were my slogans.

"The Internet, it’s whats for dinner."

"The Internet - now in color."

"The Internet -where everybody knows your name."

"The Internet -more perverts than Thailand. (More 12 year-old boys to have sex with too.)"

"The Internet - coming to a computer near you."

Anyway, I’m off to see the wizard, assuming that the wizard is a six-pack of Budweiser. Here is a photograph of me at Dr. Boogie’s wedding proving beyond a reasonable doubt that I do in fact drink beer. I like how amused with myself I look. You gotta amuse yourself. And voting is important too. That’s me, teaching y’all how to live life. Go Saints! Go Yankees! Go-Go-Gadget!

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