fun facts about the world

I’ll go into further detail about this at a later date (read: never), but doesn’t the concept of No Child Left behind seem communist in nature (not unlike All Dogs Go To Heaven)? I mean, the way a capitalist society is stratified, some children need to be left behind -less we have Rhodes Scholars working at McDonald’s. The program should be renamed "Some Children Left Behind" or even "Most Children Left Behind." Besides, who needs an education, everyone can be a star on youtube and/or in their own mind. James Rox, reforming education in one sweeping gesture of my regal wrist.

Also to consider: Wasn’t the Yankees total destruction of the Red Sox last weekend basically the hottest shit this side of summertime in Africa? That’s a rhetorical question, child size -it doesn’t need answering.

Tip of the day: Ice cream melts.