Middle East

200pxecstacy_monogram You may have thought I abandoned you, loyal readers, to the pit of snakes that is the rest of these hack journalists on the Internets, but no- I ain’t going nowhere like Middle East peace talks. In light of recent events between Israel, Palestine, Hamas and Hezz(wanna be a)balla -I felt as I should probably suggest some sort of short term solution before anymore people (read children and bangable women) died.

Why doesn’t the US lace the water supply of the entire region with Ecstasy?

I mean it’s not as though these people are so cultured that they drink bottled water, right (not to imply bottled water is the 2006 equivalent of going to the opera or whatever)? Right. So we lace their water supply, do a fly over, drop a couple hundred energy balls and play some "hard house" and before you know it, both Arabs and Jews alike will be hopping around like happy little elves and forgetting what this silly (and ancient) beef is all about.

And to think i got kicked out of the UN club in HS for giving the audience the finger at a talent show.

Unfuckingreal.

2 Responses to “Middle East”

  1. Chelsea Says:

    what has happened to your blog?

  2. James Says:

    My employment status changed from “laughable employed” to “woefully unemployed” -and I think it’s kinda perverted to lounge around on the internet all day unless you get paid to do so. I mean, Law and Order doesn’t watch itself.

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