fun facts about the world

You may have thought I abandoned you, loyal readers, to the pit of snakes that is the rest of these hack journalists on the Internets, but no- I ain’t going nowhere like Middle East peace talks. In light of recent events between Israel, Palestine, Hamas and Hezz(wanna be a)balla -I felt as I should probably suggest some sort of short term solution before anymore people (read children and bangable women) died.

Why doesn’t the US lace the water supply of the entire region with Ecstasy?

I mean it’s not as though these people are so cultured that they drink bottled water, right (not to imply bottled water is the 2006 equivalent of going to the opera or whatever)? Right. So we lace their water supply, do a fly over, drop a couple hundred energy balls and play some "hard house" and before you know it, both Arabs and Jews alike will be hopping around like happy little elves and forgetting what this silly (and ancient) beef is all about.

And to think i got kicked out of the UN club in HS for giving the audience the finger at a talent show.

Unfuckingreal.

Hello there countrymen and ethnically inferior others. I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, but just in case you didn’t ITALIA, ITALIA, ITALIA.

Never having really been religious, the thrilling victory over the French yesterday seemed like confirmation that God did exist and he loved me. While I suppose that I was already keenly aware that God loved me, (I was born healthy, intelligent and good looking in New York City and not sickly, stupid and ugly in Iraq) I had been wondering why my path in life was filled with so many obstacles (see the Yankees losing the 2001 world series, my inability to play poker well no matter how hard I try, never being able to dunk a basketball and others). Well God, it was all worth it.

The rest of you can commence bowing to my flag. No disrespect to America.

Also, as my astute readers may have noticed I haven;t been posting as regularly on this blog due to changes in the structure of my employment. I was however recently given an account on this shit called "Vox" where I have posted a couple of times and intend to continue doing so. If you want to come check it out, feel free. I mean can one ever really belong to enough social networking websites?

The link is below. I haven’t done a whole lot of posting there just yet, but as I said I intend to.

http://saidthebeautifulman.vox.com

Until then, drink heavily and remember to eat something,

ROX ONERISM