More Proof That I am Famous
So I’m at the Yankees game with a couple of my peoples on Monday night (when Giambi hit two out) and as the game progressed and the alcohol starts to set in (thanks Sosa), this woman in her 50’s walks up to us (me, Sosa, Bala, Calhoun and M.Cano) and says "are you actors?" Since I’m clearly quicker on the draw than everyone (and "people I’m with" is a subset of everyone) I say to her, "I’m not an actor, but I lie a lot." And she looks at me and says "are you sure?" And I’m like, "well, I did theater in high school, but I can’t imagine that’s what you mean." And she mutters something about being from Texas and says "Well, can I have your autograph?" and thrusts a Sharpie and her ticket at me and I signed the back of it.
She thanked me and, I suppose, went back to Texas.
They say the only thing bigger than my dick is my ego…….and they’re right.
July 18th, 2006 at 10:47 am
It sounds like you have no self confidence at all. Take a deep breath and stop telling people anecdotes about how great you are. We didn’t want to miss the game to talk to some stupid person from Texas! The constant self-promotion lets anyone with a brain know how little your ego must actually feel to you and how desperate your attempts are to inflate it.
July 18th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Of course thanks for the beer shout out and thank you for the yankees ticket. LETS GO YANKEES! BOSTON SUCKS!
August 25th, 2006 at 11:07 am
Huh?? I couldn’t hear you, I was too busy getting blowjobs from god.