A Few Things I’m Not
1: Dead
2: In Jail
3: On Vacation
4: Employed
Thanks to "everyone", by which I mean one or two people, who expressed concern over my well being during our time apart. I always tried to make it very clear that the main reason my blog stayed updated was that I was forced to sit in front of a computer at my old job. Since I’m no longer employed (see above) I can do all sorts of other productive shit with my days, like sleep and watch Law and Order. Also, I made it very clear that only sex offenders (registered and otherwise) spend their days trolling the Internet.
Listen, I don’t mean to imply that I won’t be updating my blog at all, but Law and Order doesn’t watch itself, if you catch my drift. I hope that everything is going really well in all of your lives and if you want to hang out and drink beer, you know where I’ll be found (when I come around). And if you don’t know where to find me, I’ll be at CBGB’s LOUNGE (313 BOWERY, DOWNSTAIRS) on SATURDAY JUNE 17th at 11PM performing with CHRONIKILL my amazing and well manicured rap group.
As a wise man once said "No one is mad at you, and you’re not in trouble."
Catch me on the G train..
