It’s Hard Out Here For An Heiress
So I’m looking at www.yahoo.com to pass the time while I’m at work (and because the popular kids are doing it), and I happen upon this fun fact about the rap group of the mouth and the whore-bag of the year working together in the studio. On music.
Yup, Paris "Where is my upper lip" Hilton is currently recording with Three 6 Mafia in Los Angeles. I was pretty sure that Paris Hilton wasn’t a musical artist and also pretty sure she was a racist (I mean, she is a ridiculously rich white girl from the UES, no?), but I guess people change. Either way, this is hard to take on so many levels, so I’ll just let the good people at yahoo (they cleaned up their act since I proved a few months ago that Yahoo was racist) take it from here.
"We ran into her at a William Morris Agency party and she said she liked our song `Stay Fly’ and asked could we work with her," said Jordan "Juicy J" Houston, a member of the Memphis hip-hop group."
"We let her listen to a dance track and she really liked it and plans to record it tonight," Houston told The Commercial Appeal newspaper by phone Tuesday.
I’m not hating on Three 6 Mafia at all, but I’m just a little curious how far things have deteroiarated in Memphis when DJ Paul, Juicy J and Crunchy Black are getting the key to the city. I mean, come on! Whats next, Crack Appreciation Day? Abortion History Month? Thank God For Violence Week?
"The trio will be back in Memphis to receive a key to the city Saturday, deemed Three 6 Mafia Day."
I can imagine the conversations in Memphis….
Boy 1: "A-yo, what ch’all doing for Three 6 Mafia Day?"
Boy 2: "I’m going to sip some sizzurp!"
Boy 3: "I’m gonna tear da club up!"
Boy 4: "I’m going find me a 2-way freak."
Girl 1: "I’mma let you feel my tounge ring!"
James: "Oh boy!"
