Fridays Easy Reading Post For Dumb Kids
Today is St. Patrick’s day. As I’m writing this, there is a huge mass of Irish people gathering on 5th Avenue for the annual St. Patrick’s day parade. Half of them will throw up later. No wonder Ireland lost the war.
Anyway, I wanted to do a "compare and contrast" post between Halliburton and Halle Berry, but since it’s Friday, I’ll keep it real light on substance. Here goes!
Halliburton is a large company. Halle Berry was married to David Justice.
Halliburton was briefly run by Dick Cheney. Halle Berry was married to Eric Benet Ramsey.
Halliburton won numerous Government contracts to rebuild Iraq. Halle Berry was born in Cleveland.
I don’t know anything else about Halliburton. Halle Berry was Catwoman.
Conclusion: Halliburton < Halle Berry
"I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night."
-Halle Berry
1) "Go f*ck yourself." –to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an angry exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton.
