What Happend Ma?
As I was hard at work today, reading Page 6 online, I saw a picture of this cracked out looking dude in a hat and I was wondering "who is dude?"
But it was just Whitney Houston.
Damn Ma, crack really ruined your appearance, huh? In the future, have some self-respect and close your mouth. Nothing says "drugs ruined my thought process" like walking around with your mouth wide-open.
The "story" about how her voice (once good) is now bad, is sad because I used to be a big fan of her signing. In the 90’s all I did was walk around singing "I Will Always Love You" (no homo). I do however like how, in typical diva fashion, she blames the cold weather for her voice sounding shitty. Who could have ever imagined that the it would be cold at the Winter Olympics?
For future reference, it is more admirable to be an accountable crackhead than an unaccountable diva. But being an unaccountable crackhead diva? That’s on a whole ‘nother level.
Page Six also touched upon Busta Rhymes being a snitch (STOP SNITCHING!) Lindsay Lohan being a slut (they said "maneater" but they meant "slut", some Transsexual who is getting a reality show, Mariano Rivera opening a steakhouse in "New Rochelle" and the death of Harold Hunter (RIP).
Page Six clearly hasn’t lost it’s singing voice.
PEOPLE are still talking about how bad Whitney Houston was performing at the Olympics in Turin. "Nowhere close to a gold-medal performance, nor even a bronze contender," a witness told Canadian columnist Shinan Govani. Houston coughed, sniffled and talked her way through one song and told the crowd: "Why did they choose to do this outdoors? I don’t sing in the cold. It makes my voice funny." Her last number, "I Will Always Love You," quickly became "her all-time low moment," the witness reports. Unable to reach the high notes, "Whitney smiled, waved and winked to the fans. Karaoke drag queens can belt it out better."
