Valentines Day Recipe
Hey "everyone", it’s yer boy James Anthony Rox One IV here to drop some of my trademark intelligent knowledge.
In 2006 it is unlikely anyone needs an excuse to drink, what with the whole "awful direction the world is taking" and your resulting alcoholism. But if you do need an excuse to drink, one would assume the whole "I’m single on Valentines day" lament would more than suffice, you being the self-absorbed crybaby you are.
Since red is the color of Valentines day, or whatever, I figured that the whole "drinking away my perceived sorrows" cocktail should be black. After all, red is the new black.
So, here it is:
THE BLACK EIGHT-BALL
Ingredients:
1- 40 oz. Olde English Malt Liquor
1-12 oz. Guinness EXTRA Stout (you need the EXTRA stout)
1- mouth
1-stomach
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Step 1- Drink about 1/3 - 2/5 of the Olde E 40, until the beer is below the top of the label.
Step 2- SLOWLY pour the 12 oz Guinness EXTRA stout into the Olde E bottle. I said SLOWLY!
Step 3- Watch as the head on your now heterogeneous mixture (science class, I SEE YOU!) evaporates. If you have any beer left in the Guinness, pour that in now.
Step 4- Drink!
Step 5- Stop feeling so sorry for yourself. If you are going to get all emo on Valentines day, how will you ever deal with Judgment Day??
