MySpace Bulletins

Bloglogo MySpace, which is like Friendster, has a similar bulletin board to the one on Friendster, where people can post things like "looking for a roommate" or "has anyone ever been to Prague" in hopes that one of the people they are friends with will reply to them. If you ever get annoyed at the constant stream of self-promotional nonsense that I subject everyone too, imagine how much worse it could be.

Here are is an actual posting from someone on my myspace bulletin board, with my comments in green.

today was SINGLE handedly the WORSE day of my life, ina wile  Worst.

:(  your :( makes me :)

k so i woke up this morning like sad     like is a conversational crutch, not a written one.
idk why.. i think bc of my whole guy 
situation… i hate them all there it is      
plane and simple.                                    plane? well, you got simple right.

so then i wake up shower..                       ahh the joys of punctuation!
not only did i fall asleep in the shower until 6:30   
mind you i had to still blowdry my hair 
and get dressed
and do homework    clearly you didn’t get anything correct.
and call jess to see if we were walking or w.e
and catch my bus at 7 

THENN my FAVORITE pants that were like made with a rip in them  whoa, stop yelling!
became TOTALY ruined.,.. the hole got like HUGE from my
dryer, thats what I get for doing my own laundry yeah laundry can be hard for retarded people

school was a half day ahhh, the good old "sent the special ed kids home early" half-day

SO MUCH FOR THAT         
my bus came over an hour and a half late your bus? what an idyllic little world you live in.

i didnt get home till like quater to 2 woe is you!
FUCKING REDICULOUSE    ya too much homegirl, its killing me!
then we had a fucking coked
out bus driver who WE had to direct to
our houses! wat everrrr! yeah, imagine taking a bus that just follows a route and doesn’t even care where you live.

i wanna fucking punch someone me too!
and i have a GOOD idea to who!

i almost killed about three ppl today ONE what stopped you?
of which is one of my best friends but i have
NO TOLLERANCE for fucking douch bags today :(!  :) 4eva!

and idk i wanna talk to like one person and rite now i cant bc im a stupid bitch and i mess evrythign itry to keep :( ha, this dumb ho called herself a stupid bitch! what a stupid bitch!

rsfk bngrkjrbntv!
thanks

if you read all that, i love you awwww, ur cute!

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