Hot Moms and Perusing Personals
Yahoo! had an article about a $3.5 million grant from the American Cancer Foundation for some researchers to study why teen moms tend to be overweight.
No word yet on any grants to study why teens don’t go to church instead of getting pregnant. No disrespect to your baby’s momma.
Yahoo! sez: Before she became a teen mom, Emma Richardson played high school sports and wore a size 8.
"I feel fat," the 18-year-old high school junior said. "Like a bear in hibernation."
Bears have no self-image you twit.
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Anyway, as I was on Yahoo! personals, or as I like to say looking for love in all the wrong places, I happened upon this gem.
Homegirls headline reads "Bonnie Seeks Her Clyde" - and she goes on to say she "doesn’t smoke" and "wants to be on a game show." This has the makings of a keeper.
There’s not much that I can say here that would do justice to myself lol jk
Well, to start you could use real English words and not child-like pseudo-acronyms which are barely suitable for IM conversations. Am I really to believe that while writing the sentence you began to "laugh out loud?" Do you have Tourettes Syndrome?
I have an acronym I like to use sometimes, WHSTSSAFSL or W.ondering H.ow S.omeone T.his S.tupid S.tayed A.live F.or S.o L.ong.
BUT, some things I like include music, dancing, anything spanish, cheese, comedy, dunkin donuts coffee, Viva la Bam, and Stewie Griffin.
I like music too! Even dancing is a reasonable thing to like, but you lose me at "anything spanish." I’m no grammarian, but I’m pretty sure that the first "s" in "spanish" is capitalized. So you like Spanish olives and also the Spanish Inquisition? You like "total: 4.42 deaths/1,000 live births?" Because that is the infant mortality rate in Spain, you sick twisted bitch.
I’ll give you a pass on cheese, although you probably like some whacked-out shit like Brie or Jarlsberg. Asiago stand up! Provolone stand up! Ricotta Salata stand up! Italian cheese in the house! In your face, "Spain".
Things I don’t like are liars, pushy salespeople, and most kinds of breakfast food.
I’m with you on the liars and the pushy salespeople (I mean, it’s not like you are going out on a limb here and saying you hate laughter and the 9/11 victims), but breakfast food? What the fuck is wrong with you? Bacon, egg and cheese on a roll is right up there with the wheel and Jesus as the most culturally significant things ever.
Also, I heard you love sausage in the morning.
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Something to consider: Is dating while on speed the new speed dating?
