Cam’ron = Child Welfare Advocate
Sometimes you read something and it puts a smile on your face. Generally, I don’t smile much. I grin, smirk and on occasion look amused, but rarely will I ever actually smile ear-to-ear and flash my pearly whites nicotine stained antique-whites. This statement, which I read on www.allhiphop.com caused me to actually smile and basically made the past four hours of life worth living. I thought I would share, although while editing the photos (which is a lot more fun than actually writing, why couldn’t I have just been a graphics editor?) at work, I felt a little uneasy with a giant flick of a baby nursing on (presumably) his moms exposed nipple. That said, kindly click on the two photos below (don’t skip ahead, just click on them when you come to them) for larger views of my masterpieces. Actually, maybe don’t click on the second one if you are at work.
"Cam’ron will also be releasing a DVD warning against the dangers of child molestation by predators that stalk via the Internet."
If you are like me, you probably want to see that again, verbatim, to make sure it wasn’t a typo.
"Cam’ron will also be releasing a DVD warning against the dangers of child molestation by predators that stalk via the Internet."
This was the best sentence I’ve read since I finished Middlesex (authors note: I did not read Middlesex). I mean, every time I throw cold water on my face, pinch myself and come back to my computer I am actually shocked that I’m re-reading these words. I also checked (twice) and it is not April Fool’s Day. Shit, it’s not even April at all.
This got me thinking, what could Cam’ron’s motivation for releasing this DVD possibly be? I mean, while few among us would say they were in favor of children being molested, it’s not like we’re out there making (of all things) DVD’s which warn "against the dangers of child molestation by predators that stalk via the Internet."
So, Cam’ron (who once said, famously that he got "computers ‘puting") must be concerned that his legions of underage fans are being preyed upon by cyber-stalkers, right?
Wrong.
Is Cam’ron perhaps upset that he was snubbed (once again) by the nomination committee for the Nobel Peace Prize?
Perhaps.
Was Cam’ron himself the victim of an Internet predator (no homo)?
I’m not going to speculate any further about another mans motivation for doing something good for society, but I can only guess that it has something to do with one of the following; money, haze, Harlem, sonning Jay-Z, sonning Mase, the color pink, having numerous yellow diamonds, the word "killa", the season "killa", his upcoming album "Killa Season."
Also to consider, does Dipset have been with the Empty Set??
