Drugs Rule The World With An Iron Fist
A wise man once said "keep your sources close and your prescription meds closer." Once again an alert reader has sent me a news item of unparalleled importance (read: about drugs). I would just like to thank him and everyone else who forwards me items about drugs. Reading about drug-dealers is my anti-drug.
You may have read what I wrote yesterday about various anti-drugs and ways in which we, as a unified people, can keep the kids off the goofballs and away from the crazy pills. Really though, nothing hurts my heart more than watching some illiterate 7-year old blowing lines of crushed up Oxycontin while his mom is out sucking [my] dick for rock…. except knowing that some evil monster like Dottie "The Drug Dealer" Neely is making a profit off the suffering of another human being.
An AMERICAN human being. With FEELINGS. And DREAMS.
From AMERICA.
Dottie "Hate Crimes" Neely, pictured to the left ( <—- for you idiots who can’t tell left from right), is accused of slanging prescription pills and marijuana to (what I can only assume to be) impressionable minors who just "wanted to be cool like grandma."
If convicted, she faces up to ten years in jail. However, there is talk of just giving her "shock probation" which is somewhat like being "scared straight" by spending roughly 15 minutes in jail. Buddy, it’s not a choice, she was born that way. Ha!
Some people may say "lock the bitch up" -but really, as cnn.com pointed out, she is already imprisoned by her oxygen tank and she is only 4′10. I could totally dominate her in a one-on-one basketball game. I’d get my back to the basket and post her up, like what?? What??
Anyway, Dottie "The Death Merchant" Neely is only one of many elderly citizens in the Kentucky area to be arrested in the past few years for selling her prescription medication. While this may raise some issues about the ability of our seniors to enjoy a comfortable retirement and the Social Security crisis -it also begs the question "what would happen if she was a young man selling those pills?"
Well for one, you wouldn’t hear the lawyer using a touch economic climate and the "struggling to put food on the table" defense. I mean aren’t social issues (albeit different ones from the normal social issues surrounded inner city slangin’) the root cause for Dottie "The Black Widow Of Suffering" Neely’s unfortunate choice to sell drugs?
I’m a little unclear where she scooped the tree, but my understanding of Kentucky is that a bunch of people with no teeth run around shooting rifles on dirt roads while swigging Bourbon right out of the bottle, so marijuana most likely just grows wild in the woods, or whatever. It is possible that I’m wrong and she actually conspired to cop and then bagged it up and sold it, but that boggles the mind. She was probably so old school that she was giving people quarter-ounce nickle bags.
Anyway, you’ll notice that she was selling her own prescription and not buying up other prescriptions and selling them. It’s like in college, if the kid selling the Adderall is also prescribed Adderall, he is less a drug dealer and more some poor kid who can’t pay attention. Hey, (snaps fingers) over here!!
To quote her lawyer "You’ve got a depressed economy. You’ve got an opportunity for these folks to make money. If you’re seeing a disproportionate number of elderly, it’s because they are the people who are going to be prescribed most of the drugs."
That sounds like a threat. "Don’t put her in jail, or else the underlings of Dottie "Hitlers Mistress" Neely will set up shop in your neighborhood and start selling their medicine." I can just imagine it, old women sitting around benches, pretending to be feeding pigeons and lamenting on the direction the world is taking, when in actuality they are making smooth hand-offs to the runners (women in their late 40’s and 50’s) who then supply the little kids with their fix. Shame on you, Dottie "Female Anti-Christ" Neely. And shame on Kentucky too.
In conclusion, get rich before you get old.
And don’t get caught.
