fun facts about the world

You guys probably remember my post a long, long time ago when Natalee Holloway (herein referred to as "Nat-Hol") first went missing about how I would be bagged in a second in a Aruba. It’s still there if you want to go back and find it, but the point is that this whole thing happened a long time ago.

Now, seemingly as a direct response to me calling the desirability of Alabama into question just hours ago, the Governor of Alabama has asked the American people to boycott Aruba because the "authorities" aren’t cooperating with the Nat-Hol’s family.

Basically Aruba is an amazing place. If you have an opportunity to go there, you should.

Upon further review, I have been to Alabama and it is, to be nice, not as beautiful as Aruba. It is beautiful, but in a "racist gas station" sort of way.

If you live in Alabama, chances are you would have killed Nat-Hol yourself just for a fleeting moment to stroll upon the white-sand shores while sipping an island cocktail and holding your lovers hand. Or to stroll the white-sand shores while double-fisting island cocktails by yourself with no lover, whatever suits your fancy.

I mean, it’s not good whenever someone who doesn’t deserve to die, does. But that sentiment and some remedial English classes will improve my sentence structure.

In other news, my newly founded rap group "The Kalpoe Bros." has been doing some press in anticipation of our first album "I’m Deepak, That’s Satish" and the reaction has been great. Thanks for the support, we’ll be coming soon to an island near you!

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