Middletown, Connecticut: It’s Not Vegas
I just spent roughly an hour writing a post about my weekend up at Wesleyan and Friendster erased it.
here are the highlights, as I remember them:
I claimed that there was a large neo-Nazi population at Wesleyan and that they went out of their way to make minority students feel uncomfortable, citing this statistic from Wesleyans own website: "25% students of color in Classes 2006â2009." I thought we were all just people, asshole.
I wondered if "Wes Wings" closed at 8pm because it was run by Mormons, and then I wondered if Mormons even went to sleep early.
I pointed out that our Lord Jesus Christ Almighty wasn’t nailed to a cross so that you could walk around with dirty-ass dreadlocks, whitey.
I opined that dressing up like a woman and wearing a toga were not traditional ways in which adolescent males expressed themselves. And pointed out that, for all the foliage and lakes and shit that they have in Connecticut, I’d still rather be in New York City, where it is actually legal to stab someone in the neck for wearing a toga. Yes, even on Halloween.
I said "fuck beer pong". Do you think they play beer pong at parties in China? They don’t, they play "get a job."
I pretended that the "blue laws" caused me to have to drink rubbing alcohol. Really though, you figure that most kids start drinking in the morning, just to make sure they have the option of buying more alcohol once they are already drunk.
There was other shit too and a couple of flicks.
You guys really missed out on a great post.
