Harriet Miers Withdrew
Yup, I know. I’m early with it. This sloppy looking bitch Harriet Miers is no longer in danger of being confirmed for the position of Supreme Court judge. I can’t help but feel at least partially responsible, what with all the shit I talked on this popular and oft-visited blog. You know what, they say that voting is the truest expression of freedom (I totally made that up), but really in my mind, it’s talking shit on the Internet that makes me feel free. That and walking around my living room naked.
So, as I mentioned earlier, it’s only a matter of time until I am nominated to fill the position left vacant by Sandra "Green" Day O’Connor. Time to start shredding those documents and getting my lies straight.
To quote my favorite racist cunt, Sen. Trent Lott of Mississippi: "Let’s move on, in a month, who will remember the name Harriet Miers?"
No, we’ll just forget all about it, just like we forgot about the people affected by Katrina and all that racist shit you said about Strom Thurmond being "right about segregation."
Ain’t life grand?
