Why Curtis Sliwa Should Get Clapped (and other fun facts)
Curtis Sliwa should get shot. Here’s a list of dumbfuck moves he has made that have made it a foregone conclusion that he will get shot.
1: Back in the good old days before Roodee Jewlee fucked everything up, the mob still had numerous strongholds in the city and made plenty of money breaking the law. Curtis "Martin" Sliwa called John Gotti (the real one, not this retarded son of his) "the biggest drug dealer in America." So some of Gotti’s henchmen tried to kidnap him and did in fact shoot him.
2: He testified about it. He actually testified against John jr. in open court. Stop snitching man. That cocksuckerry is just inexcusable. Just stop it.
3: After Junior didn’t get convicted, Sliwa bitched to the judge that his life was in danger. Guardian Angel? Guard my dick.They are the real criminal in the situation. Sliwa crying after Jr. walked and then saying the judge "doesn’t have street smarts" is laughable. What the fuck street were you raised on where it was smart to use a radio show as a platform to call out the violent head of a criminal organization as a drug dealer? Harvard road? Princeton drive? Guard my dick. I think pretty much anyone who decides to testify against another person should either go to jail or get shot. Stop snitching!
Cop trees, not pleas.
In other news, if reports from Washington are to be believed, Prez-o-dent Bush is drinking again. What a cunt!
I was all over this shit the other day, when during a press conference, a clearly disheveled Bush (manicure that shit, bitch) sat in a rumpled blue shirt looking mad confused and forgetting the name of Texas, which is in fact his home state. I’m not saying he was obviously drunk, but when people can debate if it’s alcohol or natural stupidity making you slow, it’s time to hang it up. Or hang yourself.
Here’s the Trent Lott house quote again, just in case anyone missed it the first time.
"The good news is — and it’s hard for some to see it now — that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott’s house — he’s lost his entire house — there’s going to be a fantastic house. And I’m looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) -Bush 9/2/05
Like it was before, complete with plantations and cottonfields, you dumbfuck racist? Strom Thurman probably got a chuckle out of that quote, down in hell.
and another zinger, this one from FEMA.
"Considering the dire circumstances that we have in New Orleans, virtually a city that has been destroyed, things are going relatively well." –FEMA Director Michael Brown, Sept. 1, 2005.
Wow, I’d hate to see his idea of things going badly. No blueberry muffins left in the morning and cream instead of milk for the coffee. And you know how cream and bran makes him shit. The horrors! Oh the motherfucking horrors!
And this one is just great. I, for one, remember all the squandered Hope VI money that New Orleans wasted by tying it into the new Wal-Mart (Hey, Pres Kabacoff, guard my dick!) That money was supposed to help solve the public housing issue, but local politicians needed to suck up to big business, and it was wasted. I remember that shit, motherfucker. But who needs money when you’ve got God?
"We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn’t do it, but God did." –Rep. Richard Baker (R-LA) to lobbyists, as quoted in the Wall Street Journal
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In happier news….Cindy Sheehan is safely in custody, and thats why we REALLY went to war in Iraq.
