In China, Angels Carry Razors
This morning while searching for a Chinese mail order bride on craigslist, I came across this package of brightly colored box-cutters being marketed under the name "Little Angel." I’m not really sure who the target audience for these is, but I can only guess Americans, as the "made in China" is clearly in English. Pretty crazy, huh? And if you think that’s nuts, you see my mail order bride.
Bitch is fly, yo!
