Hurricane Rita
As hurricane Rita bears down on the Gulf of Mexico and residents from "Texas" and Louisiana are advised to evacuate, it is important to consider the words of Pat Robertson about how this was God punishing Ellen Degenerate or some such nonsense.
While I don’t believe in a vengeful God that kills people based upon their sexual preference (unlike, say, our Prez-o-dent) and think that Pat Robertson is an ass clown to the Nth degree, I do like the idea of God punishing Ellen Degenerate. Not because of her sexual orientation, but because that bitch is just straight up annoying. Although the jump from Anne Heche to the hotter chick she is dating now was clearly the move, I have wanted nothing more than to shoot this bitch before I had any clue she was a lesbian. She just looks mad hokey.
Since it’s quite obvious I don’t do any research before I write this shit and even more obvious that no one reads it, I’m just going to go out on a limb and say that a hurricane named after an apostle has never damaged the US. While I can’t name all the apostles (Mark, Luke, John, James, Tariq…etc) I’m almost positive I’m correct.
