A List Of Things I Hate
I have no original thoughts anymore. Judy Blume never got enough credit. Want to make out??
Fuck the following people/places/things
1: Jamba Juice (ok, buddy)
2: The NY Jets (Curtis Martin owned slaves)
3: People who talk on cellphones in foreign languages in public
4: Robert Morenthau
5: Grape artificial flavoring
6: People who take more time dressing their pets than themselves
7: The stupid whores on Hot 97 with their screaming and yelling
8: The end of summer
9: The wild-card race instead of a magic number for AL East
10: Blood tests
11: Non-yellow cabs
12: Kanye West (what a herb!)
13: Deers in headlights (aka most chicks)
14: Myself
15: Bathroom Attendants
16: Applying for jobs, while employed
17: People who have cars in the city for no reason
18: Most of Manhattan
19: Most of everywhere else
20: www.centralvillage.blogs.com (okay buddy)
21: Bushitler
22: Barb Bushitler
23: Republicans (but not publicans)
24: Everyone that isn’t at work right now.
25: "female" "reporters" at football games.
That’s all I have right now, and quite frankly unless I find some way to drink at work, or update my blog from home, this is as good as it is going to get. If you see something, say something. Ok, buddy?
