fun facts about the world

I know I haven’t posted much recently, and that is for a couple of reasons. Mainly because I haven’t been too inspired, what with all my new found fame and fortune, but also because I’ve been giving some thinking to my previous posts and I realized that I haven’t done a very good job of articulating my opinions. I’ve never been one for editing (100 revisions can’t fuck with the fury of a first draft, yeah c circle rox one) and that shines through clearly in the writing. So from now on, I’ll try not to bite off more than I can chew, and also attempt to do a better job of proofreading. I took Expository Writing taught by my man Dale, and as he would always say "my cat is on acid." Okay-kay-kay??

So I’m saying.

-What the fuck is wrong with Melanie Griffins lips?? Can someone arrest this bitch for trafficking collagen?? It’s sickening.

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-If I understand correctly, the United States is spending $4 BILLION $$$$ on "Plan Columbia" to try and help fight the cocaine production that goes on in Columbia. Is it me, or is the problem not the production of cocaine in Columbia, but more so the huge demand for cocaine in the United States. Maybe if our society was a little more Utopian, we wouldn’t need to numb the pain of everyday life with base. The new Fun Facts isn’t even going to voice an opinion on what the US could better use this $$$ for,I’m just put that fact out there.

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-Have you visited www.badmintonstamps.com yet?? It’s like losing your virginity, musically speaking.

-Some paparazzi got shot with a pellet gun outside of Brittney Spears crib, Kelly Davis, his manager, claims "People don’t like paparazzi, but it’s not a good reason to shoot at them". I would tend to disagree, not liking someone is the best reason I can think of for shooting at them. So there.

-The Rolling Stones are getting political with some of the lyrics on their new album. One track, takes aim at Bush with such poetry as: "You call yourself a Christian, I call you a hypocrite/ You call yourself a patriot. Well, I think your are full of [bleep]!" Wow, someone has been stealing my 12-year-old cousins musing on the problems facing America and claiming the thoughts as his own. I’m looking at you Mick. Rock lyrics are really the ditsy blonds of the music industry.

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-Shea Stadium charges admissions for Mets games. I just can’t get over it. I drunkenly paid $16 dollars to sit in the upper deck to watch the Mets-Cubs on Friday evening. If Derrek Lee doesn’t win the triple crown (my sole reason for going to the game) I’m going to demand a refund.

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-FREE SHOW. The Beatnuts are doing a show TODAY at 7PM in Highbridge Park, uptown, W. 173rd and Amsterdam. I’ll be there, and so should you. "YOOOOOOOOOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP."

Okay-kay-kay??

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