Star Jones is a Pig Waiting to be Roasted

Piggylookingbitch

The NY Post reported on page 6 that their "spies" saw "STAR Jones, with hubby Al Reynolds, asking for mayonnaise on her cheese-steak sandwich at Carl’s Steaks at Third and 34th while their chauffeur-driven van waited outside."

and I’m like "you fat hideous bitch, no wonder you had to pay a homosexual lapdog (that would be Al) to pretend to marry you because no one of the opposite sex would ever touch you because you are a fat hideous bitch, you dropped all this cake on lypo and shit and your fucking overweight ass and kicked in grill is eating a cheese-steak and asking for mayonnaise. If I had an army to deploy, they would be deployed to your crib, they would slit your throat, put an apple in your mouth and roast you over a fucking open fire. Then they would carve you and serve you to starving people. Everyone loves roast pig you nasty bitch."

One Response to “Star Jones is a Pig Waiting to be Roasted”

  1. Otilia Says:

    now that you mentioned it, if there were a female pig character in “Animal Farm”, she would be perfect for it. [please dont sit on me, star]
    ps- james i now read your bulletins AND your blog. and, as of today, i dont get reminders anymore!

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