fun facts about the world

Now, as individuals, sometimes we come into situations beyond our control where we have to beef with entire countries and continents because their corporations are clearly stealing our style.

Enter Australia, the land of kangaroos, criminals, Outback Steakhouse and most recently an energy drink called "ROX".

I never had any beef with Australia and Australians before now and as a matter of fact their far-off land was rather intriguing to me. Furthermore, I once recieved oral favors from a girl from New Zealand.

I’m not sure where New Zealand fits into Australia, but I always thought of it as a suburb, not unlike the role Long Island plays in complementing New York.

I’ve got to work on my tangents, but anyway the can to the above left is clearly some shark-ass-Aussies attempt to capitalize off my global fame, not unlike Nautica, when they came out with their infamous NST line at the height of my crews popularity and made untold millions off the legacy I worked so hard to create. How in the name of our lord can they get away with this??? I haven’t seen the other side of the can, but I can only assume that an airbrushed likeness of myself adorns it, in a further attempt to associate this foreign corporation with an American superstar. I ain’t having it, and next time someone tries to get rich off your good name, you shouldn’t either.

and an energy drink?? c’mon dude, man up and bump some meth.

**in other news, in my senior year of college (back in the day by 106th and Park standards) I had a Geology class at 9am, (which I never attended unless I stayed awake the whole night leading up to it) and I would always fall asleep and wake up abruptly and mad confused whenever the teacher said "rocks" which was pretty frequently, being a Geology class and all. If thats not a copyright, I don’t know what is.