I’mma Walk These Dogs So We Can Live
So, if you live in New York City you have no doubt been confronted by the sickening sight of some dirty looking loser walking about 10 different dogs at the same time on the sidewalk.
What is the logic behind getting a dog when you live in the city and don’t have time to walk it??
Couldn’t you use the extra cake you drop on that to sponsor one (or more) of those kids in Africa??
Now, if you are like me you would already see the logic in not allowing people who live in apartments to own dogs. Not only is it cruel to the dog (I don’t give much of a fuck about the dogs really) but it also insures that throughout that dogs life, whenever it needs to shit or piss it will do so on my streets.
I’m no taxologist, but maybe if dog owners paid taxes on their filthy animals natural urges such as shitting and pissing in public, we could have the streets cleaned a little more regularly and the sidewalks hosed down with say, polo cologne. Maybe the fucking perverbial roses I keep planning on stopping and smelling would have a more appealing effect on my olfactories (sp?) if I didn’t have to duckwalk through dog shit to get to them.
Also, whats the point of having a dog (or a child) that sits around with a stranger for half the day, and is fed and walked by some stranger??
What does the dogs owner get out of it??
I’m thinking blowjobs.
