fun facts about the world

Now i’ve expressed my distaste for rapists in the whole Clarence whatever his name was post a few weeks back, so I’m not going to go back into how rape is obviously wrong and rapists shouldn’t go to heaven (neither should dogs).

But enter Brian Nichols, suspected rapist and the gulliest person out there. My man (pictured below, with his lawyer on the right, in court) was on his way to appear in court to face his rape charges when he, according to the AP, "allegedly overpowered a deputy, stole her gun and opened fire in the courtroom where the trial was to resume." Now, this was going to be a post about how gully it is to escape from a courtroom, clapping people left and right and be on the lam for-real, for-real, for-real. But then as I was re-reading the AP report in the NYPosts online edition (or doing research as I call it) and gathering the "facts", it was hard to ignore the fact that the deputy responsible for all of this is in fact a woman.

Now, equality between men and women has always been a hard sell for me. I’m not saying that there aren’t some qualities and jobs that rely on those qualities where women perform equal to and even better than men. But there are clearly some positions where we’re (read men) just letting them act out this "equal rights" fantasy. For example, police officer, fire fighter, president, vice-president, sports announcer and various other things that for whatever reason, be it national security or innate physical strength, are positions that women have no business doing or even applying for. And as long as our own country uses the whole "might makes right" style of foreign-policy, they are going to have a difficult time explaining to me what the fuck a woman was doing protecting a judge in a courtroom if she can be overpowered by an unarmed defendant.

More on how the ghost of Susan B. Anthony gives me fellatio on a nightly basis later, back to Nichols. So after he overpowers the girl and claps the judge, in a move worthy of the late ODB, he goes on the run only to be caught later and charged with murder, escape and a slew of other things. I would also imagine the rape charge didn’t disappear either. However, during the course of my research, I noticed that it said he was "polite and soft-spoken" during his most recent court appearance.

So, basically I’m thinking what happened was he never raped anyone, and while he was hoping to be vindicated and found not guilty, he was so overcome with how pathetically incompentant the little girl deputy was, he probably just couldn’t resist himself from grabbing the gun and making his escape before the crackers (mind you this is Georgia) locked him up. I haven’t read a single thing about this lil’ lady deputy being charged with anything or dismissed from her position.

*something to consider: with all the failures and disgraces that women have brought upon themeselves recently (those NYC teachers having sex with little boys, Terri Schiavo, Lynndie England and the unnamed girl deputy, Martha Stewart, the bug-eyed bitch bride who ran away) is it only a matter of time until a womans right to vote is revoked??

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