Disguises (and a few words on boston)
ROX ONE, A MAN OF MANY DISGUISES/
LOSER OF VIRGINITY, WINNER OF PRIZES/
yeah… fuck boston… the redsox, but also the city of Boston.. home of beer stores that close at 10pm, cold winters, horrible accents, worthless cops (not that we have some sort of good cops here in America, or NYC as we call it) and shook ass motherfuckers.
i also couldn’t help but notice how the entire mass-transit system in boston is some sort of homosexual meeting place, and im not saying that homosexuals shouldn’t have a place to meet, just that its kinda awkward for us hetero’s when they’re all trying to meet on the "t" or whatever and im just trying to buy a fucking 40 at 10:46pm.. I couldn’t get over this, a grown-ass man cannot walk into a store in boston after like 1030pm and buy a beer. its fucking amazing, and at the risk of sounding "shallow" or "like an alcoholic" fuck anyplace that you can’t buy beer at 24/7.. I TOLERATE that shit in nyc, from 4-12 on sunday morning, but most spots will let you live. in Boston, get this, they lock the fridges.
at least philly (which has its own problems with beer stores and an over abundance of soft-ass white kids) has cheesesteaks and blue collars. sometimes even cheesesteak reminants on their blue collars. and Beanie, a real dude, in jail for busting his gun. i would imagine boston has next to no gun violence, and thats always a good indicator of whether a city is worth a damn or not. you heard it here first.
murder=the shit.
no murder=no fun.
but back to the main point of this post, i am a man of many disguises.. i def. lost my good spelling wig though. and my civilization sunglasses.
grindcore 05.
www.chronikill.com -we’ll be playing at the conference of cardinals!!
